Why is (THE)Barney Stinson....."Awesome" ??

{Freaking Fiction:This post is for the fan-base of 'How I met Your Mother' and especially "Uncle Barney" !!}






(Ted Mosby's Point of view)










I met Barney at a urinal( like man, like place :D)and sometimes i wish to go back in time and flush down our relationship,in the same loo. Yet,after years to come i would realize that ,my supposed wing-man is really a good friend.His inclusion added sparkles to my life and the episodes too.(Imagine a 'How I met Your Mother' without his stupid yet iconic legendary statements )




I wonder why does Barney get all the female atention and fan following, although he is a suit-clad, blonde,pallored,face-twitching snob. Is it due to his weird, whacky, co-context catchphrases or the smoothly moulded yet whipping comments.I guess both.




I think I have given him more reluctant, erratic high-fives than i have wiped my arse, and i have waited for his condescending,legendary, 'LEGEN.....*wait for it*.....DARY' more than i have waited for a piss on a winter morning.






Sometimes, i wonder to get into his shoes and get all the overvalued attention, yet my dignity does not permit me,but the next moment my inner-mind jolts me to think "How many shoes has this guy worn?"..I mean ...FIGURATIVELY. He wins almost anything he wants to right from the scarcely rewarded challenges(Remember the cross-country race and Reality show)to the subdued desires in his sub-conscious mind (like ROBIN...EWW)




And no matter how many tonnes of bull-crap comes out of that blonde head,he covers it up in gaudy language sometimes enameled with assortment of French, Spanish and Chinese language. No wonder, he must be having innumerous blog followers.


I like wearing my informal muftis,but sometimes when i see him clad in those well-tailored Armani suits, toggling the touch phone and playing with his glass of scotch-whisky, even i wanna 'Suit-up'. And had it not been for Marshall's curt criticism("We don't need another Barney"), i would have morphed into another 'Stinson' by now.


So, how does it sound, I Ted Mosby..the cool-headed, star-wars loving,commitment seeking,fabulously statured 'ARCHITECT' wanna suit up to become what ?? ..."A Barney Stinson" ??






"THE Barney Stinson ...you wuss" says who?? who says??


Your sex-starved,diabolical,satanic,Laser-tag-loving,God-Knows-What-Job-He-Does,uncle Barney.